The Ashton Interview

During our trip to Winnipeg for our Thanksgiving, I got to interview the newest of my nephews. Here for the record, is that first late night conversation as I hold him, waiting for him to fall asleep.

Corey: Mr. Ashton what was your first impression of your new surrounding?

Ashton: The accommodations have been more then satisfactory. There is a bigger draft then I am used to, but the cuisine is par excellent. This whole feeding by mouth is brilliant.

Corey: What has been the biggest change for you?

Ashton: I don't know if there is a polite way to say this, but pooping. Enough said?

Corey: How was the first face to face meeting with your parents?

Ashton: Great! Real warm and welcoming people. I can tell right away that we are going to have tons of fun. As long as they give me everything that I demand, they'll have no problems from me.

Corey: Did you have any concerns with your new family?

Ashton: Not now, but to be perfectly candid, I thought my older sister was a bit of a dog. I was quite relieved to find out that she WAS a dog.

Corey: Anything else you would like to add?

Ashton: Not a this moment. I am feeling warm and relaxed now. Could you be so kind as to put me in my crib?